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Dear, Well that’s a shame…sincerely me.

Dear Ryan Reynolds,

I feel bad no one saw your movie over the weekend. I feel bad that it cost so freaking much during production. I feel bad that you probably had to spend a lot of time in body paint (or whatever your costume was made out out. But clearly I didn’t feel bad enough to go see your new movie either.


You’re still cute. Hang in there, you’ll get cast again.




Dear California,

I’m gonna need a refund on this. No body asked me if I wanted to spend my money on this. I would rather have bought myself new shoes.

“Taxpayers have spent more than $4 billion on capital punishment in California since it was reinstated in 1978, or about $308 million for each of the 13 executions carried out since then,” the LA Times reports.




Dear Tennessee,

This was clearly a dumbass move.

(U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission has approved licenses for “1,000 tons of low-level radioactive waste from Germany” to be brought to Oak Ridge, Tennessee, for incineration. It’s a glowing green pile of crap that the Czech Republic has already turned away, according to Don Safer, chairman of the Tennessee Environmental Council.)

Just saying. There’s got to be a reason why you are the only to state allow commercial burning of radioactive waste. Because it’s a bad/crazy scary idea!!



ps. It not even American radioactive waste! You have to wonder why Germany cannot dispose of it themselves, and why the Czech Republic has already passed on burning it too. Who’s bright idea was it to put this stuff on a plane and ship it over to America????????


Dear Dog Owners,

I’m going to need you to stock up on plastic grocery store bags now, because I don’t want to hear any excuses later about why you couldn’t pick up your dog’s poop.

The California State Assembly  narrowly approved a bill would make California the first state in the nation to ban single-use plastic and paper bags from being handed out free of charge at supermarkets, drug stores, convenience stores and liquor stores.




About maggie.

Maggie Barnes is a nonprofit and for profit business content specialist / social media consultant; and social sciences web writer interested in everything from psychology and sexuality, to technology, race, and economics. She is passionate about good communication and information accessibility.


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