That’s not bird poo on your shoulder, it’s people poo.
When Artie Hughes and his wife were leisurely sitting on their porch in Malverne, N.Y. and this black sludge fell on them, they called the police to find out what it was.The couple assumed it was fuel or hydraulic fluid from the plane that had recently flown over them. But the officer they spoke with thought otherwise. (why would he think otherwise?? why?????!) After making a few calls the officer learned the truth and reported back the (disgusting) fact: There had been an incident on that plane yes, but it wasn’t oil that leaked out.. it was lavatory excrement. Gross.
- L.I. Couple Wants Answers After Lavatory Leak From Overhead Plane (newyork.cbslocal.com)
- Long Island Couple Miffed After Airplane Dumps Poop On Them [Planelopnik] (jalopnik.com)