Dear Joey Fatone,
DO NOT get my hopes up! Do not suggest impossibilities! Do not breathe the name NSYNC in the same air as New Kids on the Block! (I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. Sorry NKOTB appreciators…) Stop it, stop it, stop it!! A reunion tour (or even a one night friggin show!) is never gonna happen and I think by now, almost 10 years later…we all know it…tear. You are only allowed to tell me about this new cooking show of yours: My Family Rocks. Your new series that follows you as you travel America visiting everyday people who cooking up yummy hand me down secret recipe dishes. Go ahead and get that out of the way. That sounds fine. Compelling almost. But no speaking of other pots possibly brewing on that musical front (because we all know they AREN’T!) … so treat it like a No Doubt song, and Don’t Speak.
- J.C. Chasez Is Breaking Out Hearts Again! Rules Out *NSYNC Reunion! (perezhilton.com)